From his aborted presidential run, to his open attempts to blackmail Obama, to his numerous homes and apartments that were apparently decorated by a blindfolded Wayne Newton, Donald Trump stands alone as a shining example of how a person can make gobs and gobs of money without ever making a decent contribution to mankind. He is shit. — The Least Influential People of 2012 (via gq)
(Source: dyingisstrangeandhard, via disgustinghuman)
Pick a Denzel. Any Denzel.
HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley
Angelina may have the ring, but Jen still looks like this.